Another!

Dear Southwest,

Today you sent me another credit card offer. I sent you a "cease and desist" on one of the last ones, but now I suspect the reason I get so many is that I am on your lists twice?

Fingers Crossed,

The Apt Wife

Again!

Dear Southwest,

I didn't check my mail over the weekend, but it turns out you sent me ANOTHER offer letter for a credit card. So after a nice respite, we are up to two a week again? I won't hold this against you (anymore than I already do) since I know you can't have received my cease and desist quite yet.

Forgivingly,

The Apt Wife

Last Chance!

Dear Southwest,

Yesterday you sent me ANOTHER credit card offer. Today I am sending it back, with a plea for you (or the company who does this for you) to cease and desist. Otherwise, I will be tempted to create from these offer letters a very embarrassing piece of conceptual art.

Sincerely,
The Apt Wife

April Southwest Update

There was a good long stretch there where I thought perhaps the Southwest Credit Card offers had gone away. But, alas, one arrived yesterday. Still, there was a good 4 week stretch without one!

I will confess, I haven't called to try to stop them.

Southwest Credit Card

Dear Southwest,

Today I received the umpteenth notice from you that you would like me to have a business credit card. Thanks, but as you have clearly not noticed, I already turned down your credit card offers of February 17th, February 23rd, and your two kind offers of March 14th (which now, in hindsight, were perhaps offered because you ignored me during the first week of March?) I think this week I will call 1-800-322-9248 to see if I can get off your offer list.

Sincerely,

The Apt Wife

MORE SOUTHWEST!

Sorry if it seems I am shouting, but today I got TWO offers for Southwest credit cards. Southwest, do you really think that is going to convince me? Gah!
As of today, Southwest deserves a tag for categorizing these posts.

Seriously, again?

Dear Southwest,

Seriously, you did not send me ANOTHER credit card offer only 6 days after the last one. Did you? Did you think that I would change my mind in those 6 days?

Cordially,

The Apt Wife

Southwest Credit Card

Dear Southwest,

I love you. But I don't love getting an offer for a credit card every week. Please stop sending them. Based on the sinful amount of paper you send to me each month, I can only assume that this credit card has an interest rate of over 20%.

xoxox,

The Apt Wife