Least Favorite Thing to Clean

Does this fricking thing really need to be shaped like that? Does anyone like how this looks? Why aren't the things covering the bolts ever fastened down?

In our last place we had those fancy toilet bowl lids that shut s-l-o-w-l-y, so as to not make a whisper of a sound. That was cool. Why has no one put that kind of thought into how the damn thing attaches to the floor and the overall shape?

Do I really need the hassle of trying to get dust and other things out of all that surface area? I tell you, I do not!